EXAM guru...

hmm... 11 years' worth of studying, muging up and the tireless effort to bear the pain of having to write papers... n you'd think i didn't learn anything?
think again...

to begin with you have these strange species of copiers spilled out all over the exam room...then there's the prowling varieties of invigilators frm the nosy i-know-what-you'r-thinking type to the what's-that-you-said-? types...

ofcourse it's a darn dull time trying hard to concentrate and du your paper well, only thing you need is these chipmunks disturbing you and your heart thumping that you'll get caught fr "allegedly providing alms to a copier"

Here's 7 diff types of species of copirs i'v cum across..

1. Ever wondered what's that tingling sensation on the back of your neck? well... don't turn around... just budge a bit sideways cuz the dodo behind you wants to copy...

2. They'd put their head down.. look around for all clear...and then they go "Ppssstt!!" Yup, they'd irritate Albert Eisnstein out of you! How to tackle?

just cross your fingers.. n go "Psst!" right back atchem

3. Next come the paper droppers...they'd drop anything, from the answer scripts to the eraser to the pencil and even their desks till you tell them the holy answer

how to avoid????

All time hit formula: Ignore yaar!

4. My personal topper of the chipmunks is this species... they r lucky they sat behind you, n they're exceptionally talented with their legs..

get the picture? well... i've had quite sum time with these kicking donkeys.. all i can do is pray for your respective behinds in case you're fortunate enough to land in front of 1

5. The sign-talkers...you'd never know whether they're flexing their fingers or actually hinting a question at you..the most talented of the species can deliver answers through tap n drum codes right across the room!

the best part of it? Just dont brag bout your knowledge... show that you're a novice in the art they'd simply pity you for the ignorance... heehee

6. The blessed Foul-Mouths! one encounter with this highly populating species and you'd dobt your affected by alzhiemers!

Their questions start with *#*@!

and end with, you know, @@#&*

They look at you and you go "Oh, there goes my A grade!"

Best way to encounter?... show that you'd help at the end f finishin ur paper... if you're lucky enough, they'd bully sum1 else by then fr the answer and get it.

7. Now these are the exceptionally rare kind... The "Mast teeping types"

What are they scard of? NOTHING!

what do they know in the paper? NOTHING!

what do they care? NOTHING!

They're the ones you'd be lucky you dont meet

cuz you'd never know whn they'd vanish your sheet from your desk n copy it down, only to return it 5 minutes before the bell...

you'd wish they kept their magical ways outside the hall... but its fascinating to see them at work.. Dont miss the chance if you get 1

So that's that... But always remember, Charity in any form is good.. so do your papers well, n help others do the same if you can..

(in case you've discovered more of them.. do let me know!)

Happy Exam-Giving..

m sure u'll survive

Cheers!